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Ken shawty

A ken shawty is a psycho bitch. She is very werid an random at times an has tendencys to blurt out her random outrageous opinions. People sometimes confuse her with having turrets. she always thinks that its her birthday and will always want to celebrate at resturants perferabley ones that sing. She might play softball or rugby. She loves going to zoos but ends up being left behind in the ostrage exhibit. They can either be a boy or girl depending how fenemine they are. oh an they obviously can't spell. She doesn't like boring people at all she always likes to have fun. If you are boring when a Ken shawty is around, she will scream douschebag at you until you leave. they like to tp themselfs when there going pee. They are the ones that get kicked out of old folks home for getting patients riled by yelling " free viagra ". You will fall in love them immediatley, they will be the coolest people you will ever meet in your life!
She's such a free spirt, she's a ken shawty.

what a mystical creature, she must be a ken shawty.

That chick is ca to the freaking zy shes deff a ken shawty.
by bonbut55 September 28, 2011
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Ken Nicole

A really great Ken Nicole. She is a really nice person, has amazing hair. She has a good sense of humor, but it is in her own unique way. Overall, she is a unique, and great girl so if you know her, you should be grateful because her is an amazing person.is someone who is omnipotent. A Ken Nicole is gorgeous, intelligent, mysterious, witty, hilarious, out-going, creative and seductive, yet she is also tough, street-smart, experienced, brave, enduring, and mainly a wonderful mother. Nothing and nobody can compare to her aspects.
by sheeshgirl June 8, 2021
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Big Ken

This typa fella smokes weed and try’s to get into fights with whoever he can. He will beef with any fool that pokes any sort of fun at him, or even randomly at someone he doesn’t like. Although he is a cool guy, he can be an ass, even to his true friends, he likes to act big time in front of his friends who thinks they are top shit. Although big ken says he has a big pen, he is only packing 5 inches at most.
Random fella: Did you hear about that kid that’s gonna get jumped?

Another random fella: Yeah, that’d big ken, he thinks he’s big time
by KennyKilla29 April 9, 2022
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Ken Bump

Referring to the male genitalia as a Ken doll's smooth bump.
Malina: "Whaaaaat? Is he wearing a speedo?"

Irene: "Yep. He's showing off his Ken Bump in all it's glory."
by IreneIsNotMyName September 15, 2010
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Hidaka Ken

One of the four deadly assasins of the bishonen group, Weiss Kreuz (pronounced Vais Kroitz). He loves soccer, as he was a former professional soccer player, and he also loves kids. His image flower is a genitian. His weapons are bugnuks, or tiger claws.
Tomokazu Seki plays Ken Hidaka in Weiss Kreuz.

Stealing this off of Abysinnian: *exicited fangirl*" NE! Look! It's KEN HIDAKA"
by Siberian March 15, 2004
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Cheers Ken

1. A sarcastic counter remark to virtually anything.
2. A random saying to throw in to an uncomfortable silence or boring conversation.
"...did u hear about...YEH, CHEERS KEN!"
by Roy February 7, 2004
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Shimane Ken

1. Means "Shimane Prefecture" in Japanese.

2. noun, (un)countable
Rejected "hero" of Japanese society, trying too hard bashing Koreans while shitting on the image of true Japanese's identity. While this name seems to sound like a superhero to anti-Koreans, the real Japanese has no hatred against Koreans nor had grudge against them. In fact, this "superhero" has never been to Japan, and is suspected of being Wapanese.
See Abajian.
from example 2.

From Shimane Ken:
noun, uncountable
also Korean Ice
an illegal drug, usually in the form of a white powder, that is taken illegally for pleasure or used in some medical situations to reduce pain caused by rabies and Korean encephalitis
Now is the time to wipe out Korea from the earth!

Normal Japanese: Fuck you! We don't actually hate Koreans and you are just shitting on our image! Screw this ignorant faggot!
by HateMainstreamMusic June 16, 2008
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