gregory johnson

A large, thick penis in terms of modifying the phrase "johnson," with "gregory," meaning 'girth' -- named after an extra fat, thick retarded child.

I had my gregory johnson hanging out all over the place!

by moses alfredosauce August 1, 2008

Johnson Jacking

Synonym for dick eating, gat sliding, dick riding, etc. To be of high annoyance...

You stay Johnson Jacking.

by Br0wnsking0d September 20, 2019

Boris Johnson

Donald Trump bought from wish

I thought Trump was bad until I saw Boris Johnson..

by ISuckedUrMom February 24, 2022

johnson call

The female version of booty call.

Derek, don't take this call for more than it is. It's strictly a johnson call. Just bring your johnson.

by twocrazychicks November 9, 2011

ghost johnson

A maniac with the mentality of a 15 year old teen who is so gud at the drums that he can bring back the dead.

Demon Child: I wish Grandma wasn’t dead

Ghost Johnson: Hellllllooooooooo

Demon Child: What’s up with this ad about resurrection

Ghost Johnson: I play the Drums soo gud, that I bring back the dead
Demon Child: REALLY!!!

Ghost Johnson: Time to do a drum solo

“Intense Drumming”

Ghost Johnson: Bring back grandma!
Demon Child: It’s actually working!

Demon Child: OH MY GOD SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY SKIN

Ghost Johnson: No refunds

by GhostJohnson January 31, 2020

Scrote Johnson

Noun. A formal term of salutation for a male that could otherwise be called a douche bag.

"Have you met Scrote Johnson yet? Yeah, he is the guy with the popped collar and tribal armband tattoo standing by the appetizers."

"He reminds me of this person I know, but I can't quite recall... Now I remember! That Scrote Johnson fellow, from the city."

by ntb320 April 18, 2008

Johnson Smack

When one smacks or punches a man in the groin i.e. nuts.

Hit your friend in the nuts and say " You just got Johnson Smacked bitch!"

by SteveANGER February 15, 2009