Darren is a man-slag
by Y3djo June 12, 2019

To be lazy
Someone who works from 9am then leaves at 12pm.
Someone who cant work when its below 15 degrees and when its higher than 26 degrees.
Feasts on father in laws money.
Someone who works from 9am then leaves at 12pm.
Someone who cant work when its below 15 degrees and when its higher than 26 degrees.
Feasts on father in laws money.
by Boy Sinigang May 27, 2018

by KVDT17 July 29, 2021

Cock bigger then a Bulgarian weight lifters arms loves to dip the old badger in many honey pots at once.
Will one day end up making antique trains in his mum's basement when his penis falls off due to his crazy ex wife catching him screwing the dog again
Will one day end up making antique trains in his mum's basement when his penis falls off due to his crazy ex wife catching him screwing the dog again
Darren a horny boy
by El douche November 21, 2021

by Emmm Esssss eVintea for May 13, 2019

The most hardcore of hardcore Apple fans, they can’t justify why they like Apple products other than “it’s Apple!”
by Ellpas Enohpi August 5, 2025

Darren’s are a well hung bunch, just relax and enjoy the ride! You will never be Disappointed with the DARREN .
by Happy Darren lover April 17, 2022
