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Darren

A man-slag who likes 3 year old boys and has a big forehead and looks like the grinch and ET
Darren is a man-slag
by Y3djo June 12, 2019
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Darren

To be lazy

Someone who works from 9am then leaves at 12pm.

Someone who cant work when its below 15 degrees and when its higher than 26 degrees.

Feasts on father in laws money.
Will do a darren on friday and any long weekends
by Boy Sinigang May 27, 2018
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Darren Spreadbury

Literal god. More knowledgeable and wise than anyone in the universe.
by KVDT17 July 29, 2021
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Darren

Cock bigger then a Bulgarian weight lifters arms loves to dip the old badger in many honey pots at once.

Will one day end up making antique trains in his mum's basement when his penis falls off due to his crazy ex wife catching him screwing the dog again
Darren a horny boy
by El douche November 21, 2021
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Darren

The most hardcore of hardcore Apple fans, they can’t justify why they like Apple products other than “it’s Apple!”
“Why do you think this iPhone is better than this Samsung?”

“It’s Apple mate”

“Oh god it’s a Darren
by Ellpas Enohpi August 5, 2025
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Darren

Darren’s are a well hung bunch, just relax and enjoy the ride! You will never be Disappointed with the DARREN .
by Happy Darren lover April 17, 2022
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