Darren

A man-slag who likes 3 year old boys and has a big forehead and looks like the grinch and ET

Darren is a man-slag

by Y3djo June 12, 2019

Darren

To be lazy

Someone who works from 9am then leaves at 12pm.

Someone who cant work when its below 15 degrees and when its higher than 26 degrees.

Feasts on father in laws money.

Will do a darren on friday and any long weekends

by Boy Sinigang May 27, 2018

Darren Spreadbury

Literal god. More knowledgeable and wise than anyone in the universe.

Nobody is on the level of Darren Spreadbury.

by KVDT17 July 29, 2021

Darren

Cock bigger then a Bulgarian weight lifters arms loves to dip the old badger in many honey pots at once.

Will one day end up making antique trains in his mum's basement when his penis falls off due to his crazy ex wife catching him screwing the dog again

Darren a horny boy

by El douche November 21, 2021

Darren Lin

Absoulute horn dog,
Will frick anything in existence

O crap it's a Darren Lin

by Emmm Esssss eVintea for May 13, 2019

Darren

The most hardcore of hardcore Apple fans, they can’t justify why they like Apple products other than “it’s Apple!”

“Why do you think this iPhone is better than this Samsung?”

“It’s Apple mate”

“Oh god it’s a Darren”

by Ellpas Enohpi August 5, 2025

Darren

Man well hung!!

Darren’s are a well hung bunch, just relax and enjoy the ride! You will never be Disappointed with the DARREN .

by Happy Darren lover April 17, 2022