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Pimp Wagon

Any large four door car/van that can hold 5 or more grown adults, Often used for transportation and a mobile place to sleep and/or have sex
Person 1:”Did you see that van roll by with like nine people in it?”
Person 2:”That my friend is a pimp wagon
by TheBreakwater January 1, 2018
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Gouch Wagon

Once your gouch gets sweaty after intense and/or prolonged exersize it becomes extremely bothersome and uncomfortable. One would say they have become tired of dragging their "sweaty gouch wagon around". Not until the gouch area is washed in a cold shower can people continue to tread all over your gouch. - Particularly prevalent with the use of compression shorts.
Tony: Ah my gouch is so sweaty i need to shower!
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere
by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010
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Grabbin wagon

A suspicious vehicle suitable for kidnapping and transporting victims.
Stick together kids! That old white van sure looks like a grabbin wagon.
by sam__p August 30, 2018
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Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.
"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*
by rocket_cat October 22, 2014
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hoe wagon

The vehicle a pimp drives to cart hoes around.
Aye smokey i heard the hoe wagon just pulled in to the motel 6 lets go bang some hoes
by wamuu May 11, 2016
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weave wagon

A station wagon purchased from a woman of African decent off of Craigslist that is infused heavily with stray pieces of her old weave.
Man, Bill's new car is a total weave wagon!
by drippydrizzle April 29, 2014
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Garbage Wagon

We weren't gonna let him ride with us on that Garbage Wagon!
by imalosersowhydontyoukillme April 13, 2009
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