Theo

theo is honestly an amazing person and he's so cool and I think about him so much all the time I hope he lives an amazing life for how amazing he is.

I really love Theo

by zzzzzzzjaspwrzzzz November 20, 2021

Theo Johnson

massive alpha male with big willy and gets loads of puss and makes loads of money

Have you seen that theo johnson i would suck his cock so hard

by massivestud34 September 18, 2021

Theo

A they/them bitch who doesn't know its fucking genitalia and wants to be quirky.

Normal person: Hey dude wanna grab some food?
Theo : Actually I'm a they/them.
Normal person: Well they can go fuck them selves.

by Autumn hopp November 14, 2021

Theo

A dumb guy who loves dick

Theo likes dick

by Uhjeube November 23, 2021

Theo

tiniest dick ever don't believe the greek meaning. (usually friends with big dick men so don't be fooled) the god meaning is really referring to his fortnite ability.

Girl: did u hear about Samantha and Theo
Girl 2: yeah, i heard she broke up with him bc of his small penis

by ballmama January 10, 2022

Theo Kay

Theo is a big dick daddy for all the girls. He has a lot of friends, but they can be annoying or rude sometimes. He's very so lovable because he's kind, handsome, smart, caring , funny, and mature which means he has a large cock. A Theo is talented and a real man in the bed that will have you come out of a wheelchair if you let him play rough. A Theo is someone everyone wants, but Theo is the one who picks because he is an alpha male, described by many as the ultimate minge master. He is a once in a lifetime man.

Vanessa: "OMG is that Theo Kay?!"

Sophie: "He's mine, back off "
Theo: "There's enough of me for all of you"

by Fanny magnet September 20, 2022

Theo-Venture with Julian

When everything in Julian’s world changes with one major, hilarious event: seeing Theo Von live. It’s the comedic equivalent of an apocalypse — but instead of destruction, it’s pure comedy overload.

I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!

Prepare yourself for the Theo-Venture with Julian — it’s a comedy trip of a lifetime.

by Ihopethisworks July 9, 2025