A towel whose sole existence is to clean up after a mess made by a cock; may be used to to clean, shine and maintain one's cock as well.
by Jewdarican July 28, 2009
Get the Cock Towelmug. The different ways to utilize a towel for your own benefit. Ways such as whacking someone with a towel when you're pissed at them, choking an unsuspecting victim with a towel for any given reason, or using it to wipe up some "you know what" after you had some fun.
Guy #1 Hey, I wonder what you I do with this towel.
Guy #2 Well I'm sure there are many tactics you can use with that towel.
Guy #1 Yes! I can use Towel Tactics!!
George used many Towel Tactics this Sunday when his annoying cousin came over.
Guy #2 Well I'm sure there are many tactics you can use with that towel.
Guy #1 Yes! I can use Towel Tactics!!
George used many Towel Tactics this Sunday when his annoying cousin came over.
by Tactical Titty Teen July 28, 2010
Get the Towel Tacticsmug. Another name for an erect penis. Only those with strong erections possess the skills to hang a towel off of their dinghy.
Bathtub Betty wanted to do some pole dancing, but Shower Sharpo wasn't strong enough to possess the towel pole.
by authOOr June 18, 2006
Get the towel polemug. 
Combination of "paper towel" and "scrape," describing the act of using a paper towel to blow your nose. The paper towel is so rough that feels like you are "scraping" your nose. This emergency measure should only be enacted when you do not have access to a tissue or toilet paper. It often helps to wet the paper towel first in order to soften the sharp edges. All in all, it is generally thought better to sacrifice a few nose hairs in order to take care of whatever business you have going on up in your nose.
by Ae5Ea8 March 14, 2015
Get the scraper towelmug. Someone who jizzes in a towel, groaning under their sheets at night, only to be found by your unsuspecting roommate.
ie: Jantzen.
ie: Jantzen.
by NarNar October 7, 2004
Get the Towel Jizzermug. by notasociopath January 30, 2009
Get the Towel Headmug.