aunt susan

A woman who pretends to be an ally but inevitably betrays other women to a patriarchal system; usually for personal benefit.

Aunt Susan is to feminism what Uncle Tom is to black activism.

by EldritchCostello October 6, 2018

Susan Boiling

If the temperature is really hot!

It's fucking Susan Boiling out here

by Joebay October 17, 2010

crusin susan

Doing Will's mom.

I was crusin Susan last night Will. Crusin her! Crusin her Will!

by G May 25, 2004

crusin susan

crusin Will's mom.

crusin her Will, crusin her.

by G May 27, 2004

Steamed Susan

Defecating on an electric blue dildo, and instantaneously pissing in your mate's eyes, while reading Reader's Digest.

After a stressful day at work, Carl gave Melissa a red hot Steamed Susan.

by Reggie Bushes January 23, 2008

A Sagy Susan

labia minor, the smooth inner lips of the vagina
is applied onto the nose of your partner.

A sagy susan is when a woman sit's on your face opening her vigina and closing it on your nose.

by el doro September 12, 2006

Lazy Susan

A household gadget, usually stored in a cupboard,which consists of a base and a circular table that spins, upon which ingredients and medicine are usually stored. Named after a probably fictional harlot back in the olden days of piracy, where sailors, pressed for time, would lay a prostitute down on the said contraption, and, to facilitate each man taking his turn, they'd rotate her to the next client, cutting time of the then-standard practice of assigning different rooms to different customers.

Hun', could you pass me one of those Tylenols? They're on the lazy susan.

She was turning tricks quickly as if she were on a lazy susan.

by The Speechcrafter September 24, 2012