“Haha- hey Redacted Username aha I like girls who play guitar”
“Bro wtf-“
“Uhhhh dude.....ummm”
“Haha it’s fine man you kinda cute-“
*Discord left chat noise*
“I-“
“Ha- seems we had a Simp runner amongst us-“
“Don’t worry man I would’ve left too”
*The sound of everyone in the voice chat laughing at his pitiful attempt as flirting with a girl he will probably never meet in his life echo and infiltrate this poor mans heart as he searches far and wide for the perfect waifu*
“Bro wtf-“
“Uhhhh dude.....ummm”
“Haha it’s fine man you kinda cute-“
*Discord left chat noise*
“I-“
“Ha- seems we had a Simp runner amongst us-“
“Don’t worry man I would’ve left too”
*The sound of everyone in the voice chat laughing at his pitiful attempt as flirting with a girl he will probably never meet in his life echo and infiltrate this poor mans heart as he searches far and wide for the perfect waifu*
by That one dumb guitar bitch August 19, 2020
In the act of cutting a pizza, the person takes the knife and cuts it in such a way that after this person is done all the cheese is off the pizza.
by Dwegener July 24, 2010
The Box Runner needs to hit every Pharmacy within 15 miles in order to get enough Sudafed for this batch of Meth.
by starrchild January 01, 2011
A dim, slow-witted, yet stragely hilarious creature with no arms, a red shirt with a star on it, and speach impediments. Also known as the best damn thing on the internet!
Homestar Runner is the best thing ever!!
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
The common practice or procedure of a uniformed Police Officer kicking a suspect in the head, usually three times, for "fleeing" and not complying to the Police Officers to begin with.
1. Wow, dave gave that nigger a pretty hefty runners fee over on Wilshire Blvd.
2. Slogan: "If you flee, your going to pay the fee."
2. Slogan: "If you flee, your going to pay the fee."
by north_shore June 07, 2010
After a night out on the town, James, a notorious doughnut runner, took home the first skank to say yes and ran her doughnut until her blood started acting as lubricant.
by Mulatto Jmo March 15, 2008
Midland runner
A particularly and extremely loose woman, a hoe, whore, a harlot, from Midland. A real nasty bitch that will fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anytime, anyway in Midland. No matter the number. One after another, or all at the same time, it doesn't really matter.
A particularly and extremely loose woman, a hoe, whore, a harlot, from Midland. A real nasty bitch that will fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anytime, anyway in Midland. No matter the number. One after another, or all at the same time, it doesn't really matter.
Guy 1: eh bro, you see that chick?
Guy 2: what about her?
Guy 1: Totally hooked up with her last night, big time regret.
Guy 2: Yeah she's a Midland runner. Surprised you didn't know that.
Guy 2: what about her?
Guy 1: Totally hooked up with her last night, big time regret.
Guy 2: Yeah she's a Midland runner. Surprised you didn't know that.
by Dj Polygraph March 11, 2017