by CoyoteSniper86 April 13, 2015
To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y chromosome.
Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.
Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.
Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?
Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.
Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.
Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.
Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.
Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.
Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.
by Generous Doner October 16, 2011
by MC MilfHunta August 09, 2010
When you give oral stimulus so vigorously that you end up being unable to speak for three days, like Ariel from The Little Mermaid. Just with more oral sex.
1: Hey, why's your girl not speaking?
2: We got a little intimate and she gave the reverse little mermaid, if you catch my drift
2: We got a little intimate and she gave the reverse little mermaid, if you catch my drift
by OtheChorizo November 21, 2017
by crimebob32 July 16, 2019
when having sex with a women, having her legs flopping all over the place resembling a fish out of water
Tracy: Dude, little mermaid whore is the best thing since sliced bread.
Bob: idk, sliced bread is pretty good.
Tracy: Dude, trust me.
Bob: idk, sliced bread is pretty good.
Tracy: Dude, trust me.
by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 26, 2010
The act of having sex in a hot tub or jacuzzi. Often seen as a more engaged form of the practice known as a pool riddle
by The one and only Biggie Smalls May 05, 2011