See a man about a dog 

When I was in high school, this was an expression used when someone was going off to have sex with someone else.

"Hey girl, where are you going? I though we were hanging out?" And she says, "Oh, I need to go see a man about a dog." And then winks at you. Lol.

See a man about a dog by rufkm November 18, 2010

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram 

I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit

*Posts picture 1/2 naked*

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram by Light Guardian September 30, 2018

national kick a man in the balls day 

april 7th is national kick men in the balls day for being disrespectful fucks

person 1: hey have you heard that tomorrow is national kick a man in the balls day!?

person 2: yeah, im so excited!

national kick a man in the balls day by rin 🌞 March 20, 2021

most likely a man 

In anal-lysing terms this is the lowest rating you can give a woman's behind.

Bruh, girl you are most likely a man.

most likely a man by Where's my urethra December 10, 2017

see a man about a horse 

urination by a male

see a man about a horse by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Shell of a man 

A selfish person who’s word that is no good one who lacks empathy, compassion, & understanding of others

Shawn only thinks of himself he looks down on others instead of helping them up he only thinks about himself he’s a shell of a man

Shell of a man by Willie blacc April 9, 2022

what a man 

A phrase expressing a sudden recognition of one's strange choice of words or actions

Mo: I don't care, I'm so hungry I'll eat my hand.
Jo: What a man!

what a man by ultimatewarrior November 28, 2015