John

An absolute legend.

Omg did John do that

by Johnisdabest February 10, 2022

John

A 40-65 year old man who still hangs out at
Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.

There’s so many Johns at my hostel... I thought this was a youth hostel anyway?

by Nova8 August 4, 2020

Johning

Leading a person on, while giving them high hopes, then dropping them and going after the actual person you like

Chris was Johning Latesha. He was all in her phone, and now he's with Keke.

by tichocolat July 11, 2018

John

Either a white guy who's a nerd, or a black guy who's a jock. Either way, he's adorable.

Man, John is so pale, but so smart.
-or-
Holy guacamole, did you see John? He just made a 1/2 court shot! So CUTE! AND HIS DABBBBBBbBBBBbBbbB

by lickingcorn October 5, 2017

John

a stupid obese nword

john is obese

by osama bin ladin 69 420 666 March 11, 2019

John

Funny,Tryhard,Gets Mad Easily,Great Person,Perfect Personality,

John is an Imperfect Perfection

by CrackedSimp March 20, 2021

John

The hottest man alive. He is a big brain boy and love minecraft and terrraria. All the women love, including your mom, and he is amazing. He is super cool and is amazing.

I love that John

by epicgamer07 December 23, 2020