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Charles Darwin

The best scientist (biology being his specialty) ever to exist. He's been dead for approximately a century and a half but manages to upset extremist, ignorant religious fanatics on a daily basis. Aside from Watson and Crick's DNA discovery and the TV serial Breaking Bad, there's never been talent of this magnitude.

On a tragic note, the current occupant in the Oval Office is proving every day that perhaps Darwin's findings were wrong. It's therefore not surprising the aforementioned religious fanatics by and large endorse said occupant.
Charles Darwin revolutionized biology. This makes him well admired but also reviled by people with deep religious feelings.
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Darwin Lottery

A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.
Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.
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Darwin

He may be a walking troll but hes the most amazing entertaining friend to play games with and talk to.
Person1:Hey yk Darwin right?
Person2: Yea that dude whos always trolling people.
by itsalyssa_j November 21, 2023
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Darwin

A boy who’s most likely very tall, probably good at coding, kind of a narcissist, and very funny.
Many Darwin’s have anger issues they refuse to acknowledge and end up taking it out on others.

Best type of guy to occasionally talk to in class, probably nothing more.
Hey look its Darwin!”
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darwin lio chang wong

a man that is amazing, is an idol to many people across the world, particularly in the wider sydney area. growing up in tough conditions he stood as the shining light. an absolute unit at everything he does. a talented rapper that motivates people to keep going in life

usually wears:
ralph lauren striped polo
tns
and thats it

great person and motivates many people each day
woah is that a 'darwin lio chang wong' what a man i love his tns and his polo
by sam antekmopopulio chang kerr November 25, 2019
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darwin fucker

Crude term for atheists, or people who defend the theory of Evolution
Dis damn Darwin fucker wants us to stop believin' in creationism.
by thedudefromthetown August 19, 2015
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Darwin Wave

A Tsunami that is too small to penetrate very far inland but large enough to kill anyone stupid enough to go down to the beach to see it.
Did you hear about the idiots who went down to the beach to see yesterday's Tsunami? I think we need a Darwin Wave to take care of them.
by Nick the Evil February 28, 2010
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