When one over-indulges with alcohol and drugs at home alone. Generally a combination of three drugs is required for a true self bender.
Also known by the slang form "spender"
Also known by the slang form "spender"
by -JPA- November 05, 2006
by Abizaga September 04, 2006
A fender bender is simply when a guy gets a 10 to 15 foot running start to rail a girl in the back door while she is bending over; Making an obvious reference to the car accident when one vehicle crashes into the ass end of the vehicle in front of it.
Hank: "Whoa, why is Brenda walking like a duck?"
Dave: "I remember hearing Bret saying something about giving her a fender bender last night."
Hank: "OUCH!"
Dave: "I remember hearing Bret saying something about giving her a fender bender last night."
Hank: "OUCH!"
by Angry Rhino June 24, 2009
1. The act of bending someones dong.
2. One who enjoys bending the male penis. Usually done with the mouth.
2. One who enjoys bending the male penis. Usually done with the mouth.
by A.P.K. May 16, 2003
A person who sees gender as a sociocultural construction and not something innate. Because genders are roles we play, and not something inherant, gender is something that can be turned on or off, tuned in or out and will. Because of this, someone who bends gender might wear baggy pants and pee standing one day, and crack out heels and a corset the next. People can bend gender in many ways and contexts, and because of this, people who are of any gender or sexual orientation can be gender-benders.
Sometimes, I feel sexy in a slinky dress and lipstick. Sometimes I feel handsome in a button down and tie. Sometimes I wear ties with skirts, corsets and cufflinks. I am a gender-bender, and I can bend gender norms to fit my conception of who I am.
by Kar in Garage May 09, 2007
Guy A: "yo did you hear sarah went on a 4 day molly bender!"
Guy B: " NO WAY! how is she not dead yet?"
Guy B: " NO WAY! how is she not dead yet?"
by halloweeniscoming June 09, 2021
Someone who magically bends turds. When you go into a washroom and there is shit plastered to the the back of the toilet seat. The last shit bender has struck again. They must be like the highlander except: "in the end there can only be number 2!" Shit is only naturally meant to go down with gravity not up and sideways The Shit Bender is the arch enemy of the plumber fore they destroy the law of plumbing: "Shit flows downhill and payday is on Friday"
by The Shit Savant November 21, 2017