Hippie shower

to put on patchoulli oil when in need of a shower.
by myghee June 24, 2005
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Chiraq Shower

Down in Chiraq you can’t trust the City to keep the clean water flowing all the time. Sometimes a household has to take cleanliness into their own hands and one member of the family urinates upon others to clean them off. Though usually found only within the confines of Cook County, R. Kelly notably carried out a Chiraq shower on an unsuspecting thirteen year old girl. Admittedly, Chiraq Showers are usually of the non-sexual nature.
Harold: Fuck, the water’s out again!
Jamal: Shit, that blows. Fuck Richard Daley and all those City Hall fatcats.
Harold: Yeah. I think you’re going to have to give me a Chiraq Shower. I got a big presentation to give today.
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shower goblin

Guys in the gym who hang out in the wet areas of the locker room(showers,saunas,steamrooms,etc,)and cruise other guys for sex. They tend to linger for a long time-not ever really working out-just lurking behind curtains,leering at people, and just being kind of generally creepy.
"that guy is a big shower goblin-he never works out at all!"

We caught a shower goblin today and kicked him out of the gym
by Shane Grogg May 27, 2006
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shower soup

When a person is taking a shower and proceeds to shit down the drain until the shower floods with brown water.
"Where's Adam?"
"He's making shower soup."
"Jesus, not shower soup."
by Sexybeast1948 June 18, 2019
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Sassy Shower

In a situation where one person (sasser) is sassing two or more people (recievers of sass) who are more powerful than him,the recievers of sass will take the sasser outside strip him of shirt and pants, spray him down with a hose, and drag him through dirt and grass.
Nate: I am hungry.
Mike: Me too.

Colby(sasser):Fuck you guys, get out my house.

Nate looks at Mike as Mike looks at Nate and in unison they say: Sassy Shower
by Dumper07 April 01, 2009
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