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dirty humping

Any non-penetrative sex act involving all three of the following components: hygienic, moral, and ritual uncleanness. In conclusion, dirty humping.
Mario: "Hey, I heard you dryhumped a defrocked priest last night without bathing after promising me you wouldn't."

Josephine: "Yeah, I guess I was immoral, unhygienic, and ritually impure. I sure do love dirty humping."
by waterlily October 3, 2011
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Bear Hump

She insisted on bear humping and proceeded to dig her solar nails into my back and growl much like that of a bear.
by Taybri March 5, 2009
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bunny humping

The act of giving a blow job. A discretionary term for BJ used when in the company of others. It was explained as a women has bunny ears, a bunny nose and a bunny mouth for humping.
Dear would you like to go back to our place for some bunny humping?
by Shepp50 April 9, 2017
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busting a hump

Putting in extra time and effort to accomplish something (like a chore, special project, or other task).
Thanks for busting a hump today to get that project done, Carl.
by Chiljazzer September 8, 2006
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Rump Hump

To hump a sexy girl's bubble butt, with emphasis on the thrusting of the hips. Usually ending with a spastic seizure-like orgasm.
Ms. Dovner was rump humped on a sexy micro-suede bed by Mr. Right.
by JJCJ August 19, 2008
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humping and crying

A line in the Clint Eastwood movie High Plains Drifter.
The outlaw comes back to town to claim his girlfriend and get
even with the town for having to go to jail. When he learns his
girlfriend had a new bed partner during his absence he confronts her. She claims to have been true and crying for him.
He comes back with "Yeah you were crying, lieing in his bed humping and crying, humping and a crying."
Bob: "Dude I heard you've been banging Dave's girl while he's been gone!"
Sam: "Yeah she still misses him, she lays in my bed humping and crying."
by jsd9632 December 31, 2012
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Humping the shark

The act of reviving or perpetuating a once relevant TV program, movie franchise, etc. that has already passed its peak (i.e., jump the shark) in the selfish hope of getting more money or compensation (e.g., fame) out of it. Ultimately, the perpetrators/propagators get a nasty surprise when they find out the "shark" is no longer fit for "humping".
"Did you hear they're making a film about golden retriever puppies that play rugby? It's called 'Scrum Buddies'."
"Wow, those guys sure are humping the shark with all the 'Buddies' movies."
by HomeSchool April 28, 2013
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