Phantom Blizzard

When you're having sex with a young lady in the style of doggy and you're about to cum, you spit on her back to make her think you came, then unload on her face when she turns around.

I was having dirty backdoor sex with this chick last tuesday afternoon and unleashed the phantom blizzard on her. I don't think she's gonna call me any more.

by ThePhantomBlizzarder February 16, 2009

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phantom shiter

Someone who shits in people's school bags or back packs

Guy: oh I must just get my backpack
Guy:what the hell is that smell

Guy: OMG the phantom shiter strikes agian

by Therealgal February 8, 2014

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The Ass Phantom

A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.

"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"

"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"

"Spooky!!!"

by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013

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Phantom Caca

The sensation that you get when you have to take a shit, only to find out as soon as you sit on toilet that at most it was just a fart. Not to be confused with sharting.

I must have been nervous because I thought I had to go to the bathroom but it turned out to just be phantom caca.

by pitufa May 10, 2014

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Phantom Regiment

The finest drum corps to ever step onto a field. Class, elegance, passion, and power.

Did you see Phantom Regiment last week? Yeah man, that shit was Elite. 70 BMF. I want to try out. The other corps were okay I guess...but the Blue Devils sucked.

by SUTA! August 13, 2009

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