Douche-Mail

An E-mail sent someone with an especially Douchey tone. Most of them time sent by someone who is frustrated by the receivers stupidity.

I had to fire off some Douche-Mails earlier this morning, those customer service people are morons who frustrate me to no end.

by shaginwagin April 19, 2010

Malay Mail

a newspaper that loves to instigate the prejudicial feeling among peaceful Malaysian.

Please do not be too Malay Mail? You've been stirring the peace by prejudicial headlines and caption in the news.

by Peace loving Malaysian March 23, 2020

Unicorn Mail

A random act of kindness sent by mail. Essentially a gift/token of appreciation/pick me up/treat received from a friend for no reason at all. Simply to put a smile on their face.

I received some unicorn mail today.

by veronika23 January 28, 2018

bail-mail

An email or text message sent to excuse oneself from assisting in a project, thereby fucking over the person undertaking it. Film students are notorious for it.

Dude, I just got bail-mails from my entire camera and sound departments. How the fuck am I suppose to shoot my thesis film?

by Mr. Wuggs March 25, 2011

B-mail

A short good way to name a blackmail folder you may have on your computer.

Tom, please do me this favor or I'll show Jane one of your B-mail IMs to Lucy.

by BlackMambaSon August 26, 2010

flesh mailing

Using nude pictures against another person as leverage to get what one desires.

Dude I sent nude pics to Rachel and she's flesh mailing me to make me date her.

by BrickTamland12 February 21, 2014

Instant-Mailing

When an email conversation becomes instant, with emails being sent back an fourth in a fashion similar to instant messaging.

Person 1 : Hey, have you spoken to that guy recently?
Person 2 : Yeah we've just been instant-mailing!

by Hecky May 28, 2009