N.E.B.S 

Nap. Eat. Bate (Masterbate). Shower.
Often done during a midday session of bordem. When a man is tired hungry erect woman-less and a bit dirty ;)

Dan: I'm hanging out with my girlfriend tonight how bout you?

Alec: Well i guess its another N.E.B.S night for me.

Dan: Figures

N.E.B.S by DZRafo August 30, 2011

N.E.N.S. 

Negro Eat Negro Sleep- an acronym for the condition that occurs when an African American person becomes lethargic (sleepy) after eating a meal.

I just ate and now I got the N.E.N.S. I'm gonna go take a nap.

N.E.N.S. by ThaliaS April 2, 2007

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

M.E.P.S 

Military Entrance Processing Station (M.E.P.S)

A separate Department of Defense (DoD) agency, USMEPCOM is comprised of two geographical sectors and staffed with personnel from all military services.
The mission of USMEPCOM is to process individuals for enlistment or induction into the U.S. armed services, based on DoD-approved peacetime and mobilization standards.

" Where did you process through M.E.P.S before going in the Army?"

M.E.P.S by Edward J. October 1, 2005

S-E-A-M-U-S 

Seamus is a good dude. Caring, understanding, reliable, cute, and everything you could want in a guy. He gives hugs that are to die for and he’s super tall and built asf. If you ever get a seamus, keep him in your life for as long as possible

Damnnn did you see seamus? He’s been working out!! S-E-A-M-U-S

S-E-A-M-U-S by Sgm31082005 March 12, 2019

S.E.verse 

Pronounced: 'ESS EEE verse'. The Search Engine universe of Internet data, accessible only by appropriate interrogation keyword optimization.

Google didn't return my product in the search results!
Ha! Your stuff isn't part of the S.E.verse. You need a digital marketing specialist to work some magic for ya.

S.E.verse by YAWA February 19, 2021

C.E.B.S. 

chronic empty bottle syndrome.

I HAVE C.E.B.S.

C.E.B.S. by C.E.B.S November 23, 2014