fucking ninja

Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.

"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja

by dick lick👅 December 7, 2017

Fuck

Fuck comes from Fornication Under Consent of the King. In the Middle-Ages in England you needed to ask permisson from your king to make children.

Dear Lord and saviour, my King,

Do I, a humble farmer, have ye consent to fornicate and have little babies with me lady?

Sure, why not. Who invented this ridiculous law?!

U did, me sire.

From now on U will just say Fuck, and do it, without my consent.

by KeizerKakkebroek December 30, 2019

Jack Fucked

The combination of being fucked and having something being jacked up.

Man I got so drunk I got jack fucked

by A*R*D February 25, 2011

ebola fucks

ebola is virus
fucking is sex

you got ebola fucks ebola

by hfjjhhggjhuhhgh September 16, 2017

thump fuck

When you aren't interested in the girl because of how ugly she is, but you sleep with her because she is easy.

"Did Jeff really just screw that beast Monica?"
"Yeah, but he was drunk and she was a thump fuck."

by Dark Dave December 1, 2016

Fuck

1. One of the most used cuss words. 2. The action of sex.

1. What the fuck just happened? 2. I heard Jamie just got fucked

by XxAshaxX January 15, 2023

fuck knuckle

A slang term for a dumb mother fucker who really does not understand they are a dumb mother fucker.

After a lame conversation I had to say, “He is such a fuck knuckle”.

by Wayne Schlinger & Kevski September 23, 2021