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penis poetry day

April 4th
The day you write poetry about your penis. It can be a metaphorical penis.
Hey man it's time for penis poetry day! This year I'll talk about my tip through a thug shaker metaphor.
by houuseplant April 3, 2023
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National Head Day

On March 13 is national give head day, meaning you can ask anybody for head even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
It’s national head day, get down and start sucking.
by KatoWmKiSt March 13, 2022
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Alien's National day

We celebrate the aliens national day on the 7 of August. We wcelbrate this day because they haven't taken over our globe. They don't like cheese, they actually hate that shit.
Oh, Today it is the Alien's National day!
by glizzzzygobbler February 28, 2022
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National Emmie Day

Hmmm, is something happening on February 22?

What like you forgot? It’s National Emmie Day.
by Rrftw February 7, 2023
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National Shannon Day

Grab any person that is named Shannon and bully them because they are calling one of their friends swaizy
by wiggly Penguin March 8, 2023
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Groundhog Day rizz

Using insight and information about your target's life, interests, and preferences that you obtained covertly or from indirect sources in order to abet your romantic advances.

Origin: 1993 comedy in which Phil (Bill Murray) uses said tactics to rizz up Nancy (Marita Geraghty). Of course in this instance he uses the nonlinear temporal circumstances to his advantage.
"I heard Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been."
"Shitt, I'm damn near boutta slide to the church down the street, there was just a wedding there..."

"Bro tryna use the Groundhog Day rizz."
by palabraplug November 12, 2023
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Milf day

It’s milf day grab a milf and celebrate
by I LOVE LOGAN May 15, 2023
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