Fuck-zone

The area on a woman's body from her stomach to thighs and everything in between. Includes the hips and ass. Everything you grab onto during fucking.

That bitch has a real thick fuck-zone.

by Daddy long long October 9, 2016

filthy zonked

Pranking someone so hard their balls fall off

Y'all just got filthy zonked!

by Eaglesk8er October 5, 2016

Friend Zone

A term used by women when they reject your romantic advancements. Both men and women can find themselves "friendzoned" due to the fact they did not make their original intentions known. Men and women can strictly be friends only under certain circumstances; ie: no attraction, childhood friends, both are in a relationship, etc. People that find themselves in the Friend Zone only have themselves to blame, make your intentions known at the very beginning or the other person will think you are only interested in a platonic friendship. Being the nice guy and never making a move will never work, and will always reserve yourself a comfortable purple loveless sofa in the Friend Zone.

From personal experience, being friends first does not work! Do not confuse being friends with being friendly! Let me clarify further, obviously if you treat the person like total utter crap and they have self worth they will not date you. If you treat the person like a sibling then they will immediately Friend Zone you to oblivion and beyond. Make your romantic intentions known as early as possible!

I will use an example of how I got friendzoned and handled the situation, NEVER put yourself in this situation in the first place! It's a horrible place to be in!

Chris: I want to be more than friends

Katie: If you told me this months ago, it would have been different. But I only see you as a friend
Chris: Fuck the Friend Zone
Chris: Get back to me once you change your mind

by guywithtaste September 8, 2016

Friend Zone

the space/pause between boy friend and girl friend is the friend "zone"; classifying you only as a friend that is a guy or a friend that is a girl, nothing more.

Friend 1 : omg you and Bob act like y'all dating
Friend 2: NAHHHHHH, he's just my boy_friend.
Friend 1: ouch you friend zoned him

by chicken pen15 July 9, 2016

zeka zone

The parts of the world in which the zeka virus is prevalent, which are the southern coast of the U.S., Caribbean, Central America, and South America

All of my older friends are moving south to the zeka zone. They'll escape the cold and snow, but may die young when they catch the virus.

by Philly Hockey Player May 13, 2016

group zone

When a woman systematically friend zones all guys in a group of friends.

Guy A: Man, Vicky friendzoned me yesterday
Guy 2: Yea she's gonna group zone all of us. She got me last week.

by Fedorian May 23, 2016

txt zone

When a male will txt a chick but wont meet her in person due to not being that interested. Or shes just plain feral.
Much like when a girl friendzones a guy but with less attention whoring

Tim: dude that thot is horrid AF!
Jon: yeah bro. I put her in the txt zone. No way id be seen hanging with it in public. But ill hang onto her incase i get desperite

by thotgotthehots June 19, 2016