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auburn university 

A school that will never win a national championship because all of the sports writers who vote in the polls percieve it as a little redneck school, full of nothing but trailors, in the middle of no where, whos coach is a big ear'd cock smurf who runs his mouth too much, which is all completely true.
Did you see Auburn University's entire starting line up get drafted in the first round?
Yeah, but they still finished number 2.
auburn university by crimsonkilla December 28, 2005
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University School of Milwaukee  

Usm is a private school located in River Hills, Wisconsin, a suburb of Milwaukee. Usm is often given a negative reputation of having only rich, snobbish students. As a student it is easy to say that there are many students who are not rich or snobbish. Obviously there are some students who are rich, elitist, and have all the coolest cloths (like at just about every school), however they are a minority. It is important for a prospective student to visit Usm to form their own opinions as to what the student population is like.
University School of Milwaukee is a school in Wisconsin.

University of Victoria 

The University of Victoria, most commonly known as U Vic. Although holding high standards for admission, is known for the rabbits that live around the campus and it's alcholo drinking, weed smoking students.
While visiting the campus of University of Victoria...
Tom: Hey can I borrow a quarter
*takes quarter and turns to his friend*
Tom: Okay heads you come party with us, tails, you stay to do your mid term.
* Flips coin, both guys lean over to see the results*
Tom: Sorry man, looks like it's mid terms for you. After all the coin is law. At least you can come get high with us tonight.
* Returns the coin*
Tom: Thanks man. Hey you wanna come with us tonight?

western carolina university 

Shitty school in a shitty place. One goes there if one wants a four year degree but is too poor or too stupid to go elsewhere. Activities include unsafe sex, wishing to be elsewhere, and the consumption of illegal substances.
Shit, I'm going to Western Carolina University

University of Oregon 

A poorly run school that doesn't even educate very many Oregonians (50% of the student body is from Oregon). 25% of the student body hails from sunny CA. The bulk of these students could NOT get into UC schools or even Cal State schools, so they end up in Eugene. Many are rich and arrogant.

Increasingly this school is an extension of Nike. Dumb students and alumni think that is something to be proud of and love to flaunt the "O"... Their "O" logo was even designed by Nike. This further illustrates how backwards Oregon is... Philip Knight actually made this school much worse with his Duck Athletics empire building. The school spends millions of dollars on branding, putting flashy lipstick on an unremarkable school. It's all quite tragic. As of 2022, it costs $15k/yr to attend this school.

The smart faculty get out of Eugene because they know UO is a disgrace. Meanwhile the rest of the nation mocks the school. The smart Oregonians DO NOT GO TO UO (AKA "You-Owe". Instead they go to Oregon State and more recently Portland State, or out-of-state. They literally need to bribe Oregonians with scholarship money to attend "You-Owe".

Here's another shocking figure. Between 1992 and 2022 the school raised over $4.5b in philanthropy. All that money went to a sinking ship. They were not very strategic when it came to fundraising and are decades behind other institutions when it comes to job ready majors.
Do not go to the University of Oregon. Go to a community college and transfer to a more respectable institution.

Saint Mary's University 

AWESOME PLACE WHERE WSU STUDENTS ARE NOT WELCOME AND CANT HANDLE BREATHING THE EXCELLENCE IN OUR AIR.....
suck it Sarah
Winona State will never match up to Saint Mary's University in pure University based excellence and or penis size, except in WSU's women, meaning the women at Winona State have penises.

Oklahoma state university

A college in Shitwater Oklahoma. This excuse for a university is home to people who didn’t get into OU and thought it’d be fun to act country for four years and also those who got in for free because their ACT score started with a 2. Everyone here is always heavily intoxicated to numb the pain of getting shat on by OU all the time, maybe that’s why they have no dignity and never openly admit they go to OSU.
Alex: Fuck I just got a 68 on my English final!
Mark: Well shit atleast that’s better than Oklahoma state university’s graduation rate.