slap my top

the art of being spammed (slapped on the forehead). also hammering home ones truncheon (wanking).

dude that cunt just slapped my top.
there is no minge in this cunting pub so im going home to slap my top.

by timmy spoonguard December 18, 2003

Top Tier Simp

Mordecai

Mordecai killed his best friend for a girl who didn’t like him back that’s a top tier simp.

by theslimjim2021 April 10, 2020

appalachian rich top

This is a strain of canabis grown in the appalachian mountain tops. It is a very low grade type of weed. Dealers who sell this weed are bad dealers. It is generally sold for 2-3 dollars a gram. This type of weed is also very dry and has a lot of seeds.

Hey christian do you have any appalachian rich top I can buy?

by c-yrle June 22, 2009

Carrot Top Ripped

Jacked to the point of resembling the current physique of prop-oriented 90's comedian Carrot Top

Jordan's boyfriend isn't too bright, but the guy is huge, like Carrot Top ripped.

by 2304 Nation September 08, 2008

top g

joe fuchs

person a: who is this top g?
person b: his name is Joe fuchs.
person a: I must have his number.

by doodooeater👀 May 18, 2022

soft top

To Go Soft top: take your shirt off

taken from soft top convertables who are able to function both with and without their "tops".

usually done in the summer on a hot day either to impress spectating ladies or to cool off.

Guy 1: man im boiling

Guy 2: yee me to, i might have to go soft top.

Guy 1: you know it.

by Elliot C-C May 17, 2007

top eight diss

In Myspace, when you chose someone to be one of your 'top eight friends', and they don't reciprocate.

I can't believe you top eight dissed me! We've been friends for four years!

by Alisa October 05, 2005