A phrase used
a) when a situation is so uncomfortable, you'd feel almost less awkward if someone was sucking your butt. Granted, the butt would be the least favorable of places on a human body, any body actually, to suckle.
b) to express extreme distaste or misfortune in a situation.
c) to get people's attention. (With such a profound remark, your hopes, desires, questions and concerns will all be met by this simple phrase.)
a) when a situation is so uncomfortable, you'd feel almost less awkward if someone was sucking your butt. Granted, the butt would be the least favorable of places on a human body, any body actually, to suckle.
b) to express extreme distaste or misfortune in a situation.
c) to get people's attention. (With such a profound remark, your hopes, desires, questions and concerns will all be met by this simple phrase.)
I just made out with my cousin and I don't live in West Virginia! Sucks my butt!
Sucks my butt! I couldn't find the light switch in your bathroom and I really had to take a dump...where's your broom?
Frank: SUCKS MY BUTT! I can't find the chips!
Hot Chick: BBQ?
Hot Chick 2: Cheddar?
Hot Chick 3: Salt & Vinegar?
Sucks my butt! I couldn't find the light switch in your bathroom and I really had to take a dump...where's your broom?
Frank: SUCKS MY BUTT! I can't find the chips!
Hot Chick: BBQ?
Hot Chick 2: Cheddar?
Hot Chick 3: Salt & Vinegar?
by reelnice June 15, 2011
Get the sucks my buttmug. by Nobbysparks February 24, 2011
Get the suck my helmetmug. Originally said by rapper lil wayne referring to his dick with the change of word to fit his rhyme.
now used by "bro's" saying suck my dick
now used by "bro's" saying suck my dick
and you can suck my wings
stand on my money head butt yao ming
Hey man gimme that money you owe me!
ya ok suck my wings
stand on my money head butt yao ming
Hey man gimme that money you owe me!
ya ok suck my wings
by Jefferey 'the giraffe' October 7, 2009
Get the Suck My Wingsmug. by matt15 July 26, 2006
Get the crap sucking retardmug. A person can be called a 'half-sucked fart' when they are just lazy, sloppy or bad at what they do.
It is especially effective when the person starts a job or activity which you know they have little or no skill at and they don't complete it.
It is especially effective when the person starts a job or activity which you know they have little or no skill at and they don't complete it.
by Paul Rapisarda February 7, 2008
Get the half-sucked fartmug. The generic expression to write upon the walls of a school bathroom when one is having a bad day or is just in a good mood and want a laugh. The custodians clean it off every night but every day it returns. when you go to the bathroom its just the thing to do.
Hey Joe did you see what was written on the walls in the bathroom? "yeah QP sucks balls i wrote one yesterday".
by swagsquad9090 January 23, 2013
Get the QP sucks ballsmug. 1.) My girl gave me the best S.J. (suck job) last night!!! i splooged everywhere!
2.)I payed some slutty cunt to give me dome. Best suck job ever!
2.)I payed some slutty cunt to give me dome. Best suck job ever!
by 420tards July 23, 2011
Get the S.J. (suck job)mug.