Alberta Tree Bog

you law a log on the ground and you grabble your partner, you smear it in their face

Hey me and girlfriend were getting bored of our usually sex acts, so i gave her a Alberta Tree Bog

by Mr TreeBog July 5, 2025

Mexican Tree War

A gang bang of chodes at once.

We should have a mexican tree war.

by I Big Daddy September 5, 2016

touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

by Da Chew April 3, 2024

tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

by libby2013 July 7, 2016

tree muff

A small child.

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.

by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017

Tree

A plant that ussually is tall and thicc with a (ussually) brown trunk (birch is an example of an exception) and leaves that in many trees change colour and fall in autumn and grow back and green-coloured in Spring. Not all trees have their leaves green on summer and spring, some *bloom* on other colours like red, white, pink or purple. Many trees grow flowers and/or fruits or pinecones or nuts. Trees are also where cats scratch, birds live, dogs pee and little kids climb. Many resources, like paper or wood, come from trees.

Trees are being cut a lot, and ppl are rebeling to try to save them with #SaveTheTrees and #TeamTrees (there's even a company that works for this saviour named TeamTrees) and many youtubers are supporting it with streams and stuff.

Oh, I forgot...! Trees are also used for X-mas

Joe: Hey Bob
Bob: Yes?
Joe: Did you know that our favourite youtubers is going to livestream for TeamTrees on Friday?
Bob: Rly? Cool m8

by 99BestNumber June 20, 2020

tree trunk whale

The most fatest thing alive also know to be the biggest slag. They have tree trunk thighs and has a belly like a whale, this is why they are called tree trunk whales.

Look at that tree trunk whale

by Sub to Finnuz123 August 24, 2017