duche tits

Someone who is undoubtedly a total duche bag and on top of that constantly wines and bitches like a little girl with sand in her vagina.

Duche Tits: A beer bellied political science major who's idea of a good time involves a few rounds of Halo followed by a good wanking to some barnyard porn. This individual typically lives in a dark smelly apartment and rarely sees the light of day. Most people despise this individual because he/she never has anything positive or interesting to say and is typically nausiating to even look at.

by Matt McMielke December 22, 2007

douche tits

when someones tits smells of vinegar

get away from me douche tits

by j-remy December 06, 2007

beef tits

mike milner's huge boobs

mike milner's beef tits

by squeak69 March 31, 2010

pigeon tits

Men who ahve little floppy pieces of flab like pigeon tits.

Taken from the full monty.

man - tops off!

Second man - hey im so depressed recently guys

man - stfu pigeon tits

by Frosties. February 18, 2007

Ghost Tits

The slang term used to reference a women breasts that have implants.

Dan: Man i'm lucky to have a wife with such big tits.
Phil: Dude, they ain't even real! Shes got ghost tits.
Dan: NO!
Phil: Yes, she had got implants three mouths ago.
Dan: Well, at least I can imagine they're real...

by VulgarDictionary December 31, 2013

Piss Tits

A pregnant woman's breasts that secrete milk for non-consumption.

Jen's piss tits drip all over the bed when I grab them.

by Coron the Almighty January 26, 2009

tit torture

the awesome act of sticking pins and needles into, and paper clips, skewers and knives through, sexy girls' tits.
makes lots of blood and mess, but makes sex better if you do it while fucking her and yer about to cum.

i came so hard last night when I was fucking jenny up her ass that I accidentally cut off half of her right tit.
oh well, it was the best orgasm i ever had!

by Steve Wright January 07, 2004