garbage dick

Garbage dick is a name you call someone who will fuck anything with 2 legs and a pulse. He has no standards and it will be apparent after you see the nasty bitches that he's hooked up with.

Brian: "Did you see that hot piece of ass I just got with?"

Justin: "Damn dude, I think that girl was passed out...and 16...and part monkey...you're such a garbage dick"

Brian: "I know, I'm the man!"

by Justin Jones August 31, 2008

Dick Face

When someone is being a ass to you or the people around them.

I cant stand when Tim is Being a Dick Face it just pisses me off No need to be a jerk.

by Ms Sweets February 5, 2010

chinese dick

Despite many, esspecialy ignorant people think, Chinese dicks are rather big than small.
It's a rumor made up by a white guy after I slept with his girlfriend, that Chinese people have small dicks.

Your Penis size depends on how tall you are, a person who 's

5"5' will mostly have a shorter penis than a person who's

6"2' for example, so it depends on how tall you are, and not your race.
So not all Chinese Dicks are small, as I said before, it depends on your length.

by Doctor Paul Lennon October 17, 2010

pixie dick

A dick that is tiny and pixie like, can be found on a specky bowl cut cunt.

"Listen here you specky, bowl cut cunt, your going to Hogwarts"

"Suck my pixie dick, Hagrid!!"

by Harrypixie69 April 3, 2017

python dick

White guy with a big dick and he knows it!

John has a python dick

by Cougar Sport Killer March 4, 2011

Dick and Balls

A popular online saying usually asking people if they like them and if there is a response that is other then Yes, then whoever said no is made fun of for weeks

Hey Kayla do you like dick and balls

by Lisa Marie Lafontaine July 1, 2019

Mole Dick

Another name for an uncircumcized penis, due to the resemblance of a mole peeking its' head out of a burrow.

This would be a great porn if that douche bag's mole dick wasn't so distracting.

by fEARtHEgOOCH September 27, 2009