Space ketchup

A slang term for how cool you are. Goes along side text Mustard

He has level 100 space ketchup

He is very cool!

by Remydacat February 4, 2026

Space Sciences

The umbrella term for all the disciplines that study what's out there, from astronomy (looking at things) to astrophysics (mathematically looking at things) to cosmology (looking at everything, all at once). Space sciences have revealed that the universe is vast, beautiful, and largely indifferent to our existence, which is either humbling or depressing depending on your perspective. The field has mapped cosmic microwave background radiation, discovered exoplanets by the thousands, and still can't explain dark matter, which makes up most of the universe and is apparently very shy.

Example: "She got a PhD in space sciences and now spends her nights at an observatory, collecting data on distant galaxies. When people ask what she's found, she says 'mostly noise, but occasionally something interesting, and that makes the noise worthwhile.' It's also how she describes her dating life."

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Space Technologies

The tools and instruments we use to study the cosmos, from backyard telescopes (see a blurry dot, call it Jupiter) to space-based observatories like Hubble and Webb (see the dawn of time, have your mind permanently blown). Space technologies include rovers that drive on other planets (traffic jams on Mars are not a thing yet), satellites that beam internet from orbit (thanks, Starlink, for ruining astrophotography), and the Voyager probes, which are still transmitting from interstellar space on computers with less power than your microwave.

Space Technologies *Example: "He bought a space technology—a consumer-grade telescope that promised to reveal the wonders of the cosmos. After a month, he had seen the moon (impressive), Saturn's rings (faint but recognizable), and approximately 47 airplanes that he was very excited about until he realized what they were. The universe, he learned, is mostly dark and requires patience, which he did not have."*

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Space Engineering

The practice of designing and building systems that operate in the most hostile environment imaginable, where temperatures fluctuate hundreds of degrees, radiation fries electronics, and a single micron of debris can end a mission. Space engineers must create machines that work perfectly after months of travel, with no chance of repair, using components that were tested on Earth but will never be touched again. It's engineering on hard mode, where failure is public, expensive, and permanent, and success means your creation dies alone in the void, doing its job until the end.

Space Engineering *Example: "She was a space engineer who worked on a Mars rover for five years. She designed a motor that would operate at -100°C, in dust storms, for a mission designed to last 90 days. The rover lasted 14 years. Her motor was still working when they finally lost contact. She cried. Somewhere on Mars, a piece of her is still waiting for commands that will never come."*

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Space Social Sciences

The study of how human societies imagine, fund, and react to the cosmos, from ancient star-worshippers to modern Mars-colony dreamers. It examines why we project our hopes and fears onto the heavens (aliens will save us / aliens will eat us), how space discoveries reshape culture (the Earthrise photo changed everything), and why billionaires are so obsessed with space (it's the ultimate gated community). Space social sciences reveal that the cosmos is a mirror, reflecting not what's out there, but what we bring to it.

Example: "A space social sciences study analyzed why Mars colonization captures the imagination while ocean exploration doesn't. The conclusion: space feels like the future; the ocean feels like the past. Also, Mars doesn't have sharks, which is a significant advantage in the public perception department."

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Space Sociology

The specific analysis of group dynamics within space-focused communities, from amateur astronomy clubs (arguing about the best eyepiece since 1972) to professional research teams (fighting over telescope time, which is scarcer than the dark matter they study) to space settlement enthusiasts (planning Martian colonies with the rigor of a middle school group project). It explores how these communities form around shared wonder, how they maintain cohesion despite working in isolation, and why every astronomy club has that one member who brings a laser pointer and ruins everyone's night vision.

Example: "At the astronomy club star party, a classic example of space sociology occurred. The members had gathered to observe a rare planetary alignment. Instead, they spent two hours arguing about whether a particular light was Jupiter or a really persistent airplane. The alignment happened. No one saw it. They agreed to meet next month and do it all over again."

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Space Philosophy

The branch of thought that asks what the cosmos means for our sense of scale, significance, and purpose. In a universe of billions of galaxies, each with billions of stars, what is one planet, one species, one person? If we're made of stardust, are we the universe experiencing itself, or just complex chemistry with delusions of grandeur? And if we're alone in all that vastness, is that loneliness or freedom? Space philosophy doesn't provide answers, but it does make you feel very small and very precious at the same time, which is either wisdom or vertigo.

Example: "He looked up at the night sky, away from city lights, and saw the Milky Way for the first time in years. He entered space philosophy. 'Every point of light,' he thought, 'is a sun with possible planets, possible life, possible civilizations. And here I am, worried about my performance review. The contrast was either humbling or absurd. He decided it was both and went home, feeling slightly more okay about the performance review."

by Abzugal February 14, 2026