Real Malfets

Satanic sect located in Burkina Faso. They are characterized by dark humor and their star position, which they recreate wherever they go.
They feed by hunting small specimens of pikens and ñolis.
When you see a group of people forming a star position the best you can do is run, maybe it is the last thing you see.

Look! Real Malfets position! Run!

by Royal Catalan Academy November 23, 2021

sir real

Not real, a liar

Sir Real thinks he's surreal but really he's not even real

by Kind-sir January 16, 2022

Real one tingz

When some does an action you can depend on

Yeah Ann only does real one tingz

by Kween.Sassy May 27, 2019

real cute

When a girl says you're "real cute," that means she finds you attractive.

“Damn he’s real cute”

by Kidd22 October 20, 2021

real cute

When someone says you're "real cute," that they really find you attractive.

“Damn he’s or she’s real cute”

by Kidd22 October 20, 2021

u real funny

u prb funny ash or u trippin

"lemme come over "
u real funny

by junebugfye August 06, 2023

real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.

"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."

by SapphicSelene April 05, 2024