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slap my top

the art of being spammed (slapped on the forehead). also hammering home ones truncheon (wanking).
dude that cunt just slapped my top.
there is no minge in this cunting pub so im going home to slap my top.
by timmy spoonguard December 18, 2003
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Top Secret Tip

When leaving a tip at a restaurant you hide your money under the dirty dishes, giving the server a false impression.
I thought those people stiffed me but they left a top secret tip
by Samsquanch21 September 10, 2010
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Muffin Top Pop

A ridiculously oversized beverage container that is significantly larger on its top than on its bottom, allowing one to fit the drink into a standard car beverage holder. Popularized with the emergence of "super-sized" meals and their very large accompanied drinks, and with half-gallon sized slush drinks and sodas at convenience stores.
I hope this drink I'm ordering is a muffin top pop, otherwise it won't fit into this standard car beverage holder!
by Dirt Sandwich December 19, 2010
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appalachian rich top

This is a strain of canabis grown in the appalachian mountain tops. It is a very low grade type of weed. Dealers who sell this weed are bad dealers. It is generally sold for 2-3 dollars a gram. This type of weed is also very dry and has a lot of seeds.
Hey christian do you have any appalachian rich top I can buy?
by c-yrle June 22, 2009
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top g

person a: who is this top g?
person b: his name is Joe fuchs.
person a: I must have his number.
by doodooeater👀 May 18, 2022
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soft top

To Go Soft top: take your shirt off

taken from soft top convertables who are able to function both with and without their "tops".

usually done in the summer on a hot day either to impress spectating ladies or to cool off.
Guy 1: man im boiling

Guy 2: yee me to, i might have to go soft top.

Guy 1: you know it.
by Elliot C-C June 3, 2007
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top eight diss

In Myspace, when you chose someone to be one of your 'top eight friends', and they don't reciprocate.
I can't believe you top eight dissed me! We've been friends for four years!
by Alisa October 4, 2005
mugGet the top eight dissmug.

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