blend my socks

When you are just so mad at something, you can’t help but want to blend your socks

The act of putting socks in the blender due to rage
That post was so idiotic it made me want to blend my socks
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by Soulflared April 09, 2022
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Juice Sock

A reusable, absorbent sock saved for the sole purpose of slipping over the penis while masturbating.
I feel like rubbing one out. Where is my trusty juice sock?
by Rixadork May 26, 2015
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sock shooing

Sock shooing is when you chase a sock around the room naked with jam on your nipples
Jerry stop sock shooing you're wasting all the fucking jam
by Poopflinger January 14, 2015
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Dobby’s Sock

“Oh Dobby’s Sock!”

“Do not use foul mouth words! It says here in the rule book, no wizard swears! You are hearby expelled! I expect you to pack your things and head onto the train back to london!”
by stupid slytherin June 09, 2020
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Sock Guy

They love playing football ⚽ and they are a total simp . They don't know if they like Margarita's more than Amal's .

THEY TOUGHT THEY WERE BEING CALLED SUN GUY FOR ALMOST 4 MONTHS ☀.

THEY LOVE BOYS MORE THAN FOOTBALL .
They don't like to play with their little sisters . 😥
Me - hey look behind you it is sock guy !!! 🧦
MY BFF - Hiiii Sock Guy

SOCK GUY - STOP CALLING ME SUN GUY !!!!!!!!!!!
by Donutworry March 30, 2022
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Sock Paper Jar

An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.

The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.
Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?

Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.
by YuriMurder July 21, 2022
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Loose Socks Daisuki

A term to describe highschool girls during the 90’s-2000’s. During this era baggy socks were popular highschool girls. Loose (baggy) socks daisuki, meaning I like girls in highschool.

Also referenced in an old drifting video called video option. Nomura Ken is teaching a salary man on how to drift. He explains the limited slip differential they’re looking at is LSD. He uses the term loose socks daisuki, something they both understand being old pervy men.
by Anon249 August 15, 2019
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