shit pony

Comes from Ireland in the early 1700's, when the locals would deposit there shit onto the pony.

ed: i need to do a dump
bill: a word dump?
ed: no a regular dump!
bill: well here comes the shit pony!

by William Oxford December 6, 2004

Shit-rag

Toilet paper (usually used)

That biznitch missed the shitter hole and left his shit-rag on the floor!

by XtRaVa November 24, 2003

Shark Shit

A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.

"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"

by 777geez June 23, 2019

Shit-Flops

Cheapo flip-flops you can buy at the dollar store or anywhere else, always costing less than $10. Also known as Double Pluggers

"Let's race!" Can't run, I'm wearing shit-flops

My shoes broke! "can i help fix them?" Don't worry about it, they're just shit-flops

I'm going to the beach tomorrow, but don't have any sandals, guess i'll just pick up some shit-flops

by Titagula Gervais August 21, 2010

shit sucks

Used to describe a very unpleasant situation. Past tense would be "shit sucked"

"On my way to work today some jackass slammed into my car and completely smashed my bumper. I have like no money to get it fixed right now. Shit sucks."

by Anon#12394 July 31, 2012

funk that shit

"fuck that shit" edited for younger audiences. See "fuck that shit" for definition.

Bobby dared me to see how high I could swing on the swingset. I said "funk that shit", I ain't doin' it.

by Craig January 26, 2004

this shit is for the birds

It means this shit is overwhelming and annoying

I have been doing housework all day, this shit is for the birds.

by Yankeeexpressionfrommom April 9, 2017