Walmart Rock

The type generic "hard rock" that all has the same over produced and polished sound. This insipid pointless music always manages to sound heavy yet incredibly soft all the same time. Perfectly smoothed over and silky in the worst possible way. Every singer has the same generic throaty "rock voice" thanks to the wonders of modern production techniques. It's the most risk averse genre of music since boy bands. They may try to sound "different" by adding something like a string section or piano breaks, but it's all hopelessly terrible. This is the mind of music you would find in the rock/metal section of your local midwest Walmart. Bands include but most certainly aren't limited to Skillet, 3 Days Grace, Seether, Buck Cherry, Alter Bridge, Chevelle, Nickleback, Trapt, 3 Doors Down, Stained, Daughtry, etc etc wash, rinse, repeat. Cut, copy, paste.

Bro: "Hey man, would you like to go see the Skillet show with me tonight"

Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"

by Pickled Fish Lips March 30, 2020

Rock formation

The part of a rock formation that endures is the part that never changes. The part that gets blown away changes, and it doesn't last.

Change never lasts, the part of the rock formation that refuses to change is all that lasts/endures.

by Solid Mantis April 20, 2021

top rocks

When you give a guy top while you have pop rocks in your mouth

Excuse me madam, would you care to give me some top rocks?

by 01018474 January 17, 2021

Rock bottom

Laying on the floor and listening to Lana Del Rey.

I’ve reached rock bottom.

by K.armaa_ May 13, 2023

Hybrid Rock

The combination of two different genres of rock music (i.e. Grunge/Metal, Punk/Hard Rock, Hair Metal/Scream, Death/Punk) and/or the introduction of a completely different genre(i.e. Dub step, Hip Hop, Country, Oldies) into a song or songs to form a new version of rock or "Hybrid Rock".

That new Hybrid Rock was wicked!!!!

by DEZ!!! September 20, 2014

rocking the casket

When someone sleeps with a person who is old enough to be their grandparent.

Hey, have you seen Dylan? Yea hes upstairs rocking the casket with some old woman he met at the bar.

by Funnyguy47 January 1, 2018

Magic Rock

A colorful small rectangular magical rock discovered on 1868 in the United Kingdom by a group of explorers after adventuring on plains. It is said to have fallen from sky. During the discovery, one member of the group stored it to get showed on a British opera house to showcase the audience how the rock works. The rock itself works on all kinds of magic.

A Modern form of the magic rock was used on Warner Bros.' 2009 film Shorts, where kids discovered it. In the film, it was used as wishing rock that caused chaos on a small Texan neighborhood.

"OMG! I HAVE FOUND A MAGIC ROCK AT STREET!!!" - Person who he/she founds the type of rock

by Ryan900USAYT July 28, 2022