Purple schlong

the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"

Arnaud- i just pulled a purple schlong last night

Thibault- wow how was it ?

Arnaud- Perfect.

by Tiger master January 6, 2023

Purple Cauliflower STD

A person who is mean, spiteful, manipulative and vindictive. Also known as a Julianne

Omg can you please stop being a ‘Julianne’. No one likes Purple Cauliflower std

by SlipperyOlive September 3, 2023

Purple clit

When a woman is sexually aroused for an extended period of time but not brought to orgasm

“I hate when my man leaves me with a purple clit.”

“Dude I gave this bitch the fattest purple clit last night it was hilarious.”

by MikeWaz0wski June 6, 2023

Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney

Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.

by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017

Purple Cloud

When a fart lingers in the room way to long and the next person walks through it when no one is around.

Joe: Damn someone floated and air bisquet and now I’m engulfed in a purple cloud.

by Keysmarine June 14, 2018

The Purple "Flocktagon"

The Purple "Flocktagon" is the new nickname created for M & T Bank Stadium and the 71,000 fans who attend Baltimore Raven football games. The Raven fans are known as "The Flock." The team main color is "Purple". The "Octagon" is the name of the battle cage for MMA fights.

The Baltimore Ravens will host the Pittsburgh Steelers at M & T Bank Stadium (aka.) The Purple "Flocktagon" in a battle of two AFC North heavweights.

by Mr. Dunkadelic USA November 15, 2011

Purple

“Which is, Objectively, the worst colour.”
-CPG Grey

You can still like the colour, but I will have to send one of my imaginary clones to harass your colon. (Unless you think it’s only good for galaxy type stuff and sunsets THEN your safe).

Idiot: “Y’know, Purple is actually quite a nice col-“
The Gods of Truth: “I sense a disturbance in the forces.”

by Just your average Goober July 23, 2023