out like a fat kid playing dodgeball 

expression used to emphatically denounce your presence at a social excursion, as if your leaving said event is an obvious given or statement of fact

Your party blows, I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

out like a fat kid playing dodgeball by d'godfather April 20, 2003

playing video games 

1. Term for masturbation.

"Mom, don't come in. I'm playing video games. Let me beat this boss, and I'll be right out."

playing video games by BioMechMoose June 11, 2005

Playing Pussy 

The act of telling a girl over the internet (usually on a social networking site) that she's beautiful and you really like her, when in truth you're just shooting at a chance to get some ass. Mostly performed by men who are bored and could really go for some snatch.

Taylor - "Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"

Robbie - "I don't have much planned... I just got friend requests from a few good looking scene bitches, so it looks like I'm going to be playing pussy for the next few hours."

Taylor - "Sounds good man, I may do the same."

Playing Pussy by Evan Giantwood September 17, 2011

playing with girls feelings 

when a boy leads on a girl multiple times until the girl starts developing feelings, the boy then 'rejects' the girl and goes onto the next

"Stop playing with girls feelings john!"

playing with girls feelings by the wise potato September 12, 2017

Role Playing Disorder

An invented syndrome popular on online journaling sites (LiveJournal, Dreamwidth, et al) where the "sufferer" claims to have multiple personalities present in one single body.

Unlike clinical MPD/DID, these personalities are most often take from pop culture: rock stars, anime characters, and movie heroes. Less frequently seen are non-human "personalities" like vampires, dragons, and elves.

Those suffering from RPD will call it "pluralism" or refer to themselves as a "multiple system" - while staunchly insisting they are perfectly sane and rejecting all claims that their condition was invented solely due to desperate need to escape the monotony of their useless lives.

No dude, you have Role Playing Disorder and watched Star Wars a few too many times.

Role Playing Disorder by isthisreallife May 23, 2011

playgurse

A gurse who plays on multiple guys.
Ie: Goes out with guys and has them pay for dinner, drinks, and gewd time.

Who that is?
That's Playgurse

playgurse by Dreamgurse April 26, 2009

playlisted 

1. That status of a song, movie, podcast that has been added to a playlist.
2. An activity, event or thing that will be repeated in the future.

1. I love this new song. It is so playlisted.
2. I just heard your podcast. I love it -- you've been playlisted.
3. That restaurant was great, it is definitely playlisted.

playlisted by Playlists.com October 3, 2010