Unknown Tom

A Middle Aged Man; An Unidentifiable Furry Object

Catchphrase: "I am the bean man, my toes are made of beans"
Father: Oh my, you wippersnapping UNKNOWN TOM

Son: Thank you my griddy good father
by Unknown Tom May 23, 2023
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Tom and Barry

When a white twink gets his corn hole ripped by a black anaconda.
'did you hear that Tom guy got totally Barryed on the weekend?'
'yeah I feel sorry for that blokes shitter, I don't ever want a Tom and Barry to tear my frenulum'
by January 21, 2021
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Tom Scronge

he will eggify ANYONE

check him out on socials
Yo this guy is Tom Scronge
by Tom Scronge August 15, 2022
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Tom Moley

This is a ginger male who once had a mole on his penis, he has many moles over his body. He is a man of great stature but uses too many long words! Usually found in north Carolina or Gibralta.
Hey look at ginger Tom Moley!
by Blackdidi February 19, 2019
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Tropic Tom

Tropic Tom: U.S. expat Inhabitant who becomes a teacher in the Micronesian Islands
to be around children for the wrong reasons
Mrs. Aguon, your son's teacher is a Tropic Tom.
by Friend of the Fam July 15, 2022
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Dirty Tom

When your so drunk and high that you strip off and piss on your friends table and get caught by an underage drunk girl
You did a dirty tom at the party
by Kitro666 August 25, 2023
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Tom is a big gai

Brigayt likes toms fat lips , Tom is a big gai
by Batmansdad September 19, 2019
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