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No Nut New Year 

"No Nut New Year" similar to " No Nut November" but you have to put exactly on new years day and can't nut again until next year.

Example:
"Hey man, you doing no Nut New year."
"Nah I can't last a whole year without busting a nut."
Example:
"Hey man, you doing no Nut New year."
"Nah I can't last a whole year without busting a nut."
No Nut New Year by Virgin Lies December 8, 2018
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a sad nut is a term used for explaining whenever a person is so sad that they feel that only "busting a good one"
is going to get their mind off of the sadness that is slowly creeping into their soul

another name for this term is "depressive masturbation" but not many use it for it is way too long and also very TMI
hey man, Carly broke up with me so it looks like im busting a few sad nuts tonight lol

hey, im really sorry to hear that but also TMI dude..

hey fuck you.

fuck you.

*friendship ruined*
sad nut by bigtiny February 26, 2019
Related Words

Stealth Nut

A sealth nut happens when your gf/wife is unable to satisfy you sexually so you bust a nut while she is next to you in bed without her knowledge. This is incredibly difficult to pull off however it can be done.
E's wife was on her period so he busted a stealth nut. Legendary.
Stealth Nut by HolySip September 29, 2019

Truffle Nut 

The art of nutting in a female's ass and then switching to her vagina.
"Yo boy I just gave my bitch a creamy truffle nut" - person A
"Ew man that's fucking weird" - person B
Truffle Nut by Broken B5 December 8, 2019

Cold nut 

A "cold nut" is used to describe a sexual interaction with a female that bore no romantic feelings.

i.e. hooking up with a random and not calling her back. You have no intention of starting a relationship but you still
wanted to smash, so you give her a "cold nut"... a nut that lacked the warmth of love.

This would apply to hooking up with an ex that you no longer have feelings for.

It can also be the first major sign of a relationship in decline.
Example: "Man I wasn't into her but she was thirsting hard so I just gave her a cold nut."
Cold nut by when_rome_in May 27, 2020

Bean Nut 

A Catholic Priest, who likes likes 10 year old boys.
That damn nigger is a bean nut.
Bean Nut by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020

Gooby Nut 

A Gooby Nut is an expression used by a person to express extreme approval and excitement after an unrealistic situation becomes successful. Usually used in reference to gaming, when the player does something unrealistic and it ends up working in their favor.
The player finesses the entire team and scores a goal in FIFA in the last 10 seconds of the game to win it.
Team Mates: "That's a Gooby Nut right there!"
Gooby Nut by Gooby Boi 29 October 22, 2020