The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.
The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025
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Master Gorge

The mad man himself teaching Latin and French. He loves talking to his possums and loves his school SHORE. If you don’t do your language perfect watch out!
Boy: Hey Master Gorge I didn’t do my homework.

Gorge: My possum that’s a Friday
by Unnamed1356929692 November 10, 2019
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Stack Master

Someone who is clumsy and repeatedly falls over, sometimes while drunk but sometimes just because he's a total spas.
Rob totally fell over his own feet on the golf course and ended up in the lake!

Thats no surprise he is the Stack Master!
by JHeather May 17, 2007
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Neck Master

I need me a little neck master! -Bat Talk
by Anime Girl Kisser January 22, 2024
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Master Calculator

This is simply AJ's brain
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Duck Master

The Master or leader of a duck hunting trip.
by DuckMaster15 December 25, 2024
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