Foo-Foo Fire

When you take a fire extinguisher and spray it every when there is no fire.
It is usually done as a prank.

Steve: Ezra started a foo-foo fire in his office the other day.

John: That would have been awesome!

by JimmyLaManz December 12, 2011

auzzie bush fire

Having your beard singed by the flaming fart of an overweight partner.

What happened to your beard?
Oh, I had a bit of an Auzzie bush fire with Bertha last night.

by William Trogan March 9, 2023

busted fire hydrant

When a man is about to have a powerful orgasm but he pinches the tip of his dick causing his penis to explode

My girlfriend refused to receive a facial and pinched my dick. I had my first busted fire hydrant.

by Cackyblacky September 21, 2016

Chinese Fire Drill

In Mafia, a last-minute, unexpected switch of votes aimed at a player who is least expecting it, causing disarray and surprise. This tactic is used strategically to ensure the elimination of a potentially dangerous player or to throw other players off their game. This is often executed in a fast-paced and chaotic manner, akin to the whirlwind confusion of a Chinese Fire Drill.

Everything was going smoothly for John, he was sure that he had convinced everyone of his innocence. But then, just when the voting was about to end, a Chinese Fire Drill occurred. To his utter disbelief, all the votes suddenly swung in his direction, catching him completely off-guard and leading to his unexpected elimination from the game.

by HappyCleaner82 October 24, 2023

Firing the Meme Beam

Firing the meme beam is when someone is polluting the internet with an unreasonable amount of memes.

Colby keeps going on the internet and firing the meme beam, I had to unfriend him on Facebook, I can't imagine what damage he has managed to do to reddit and 4chan.

I'm gonna get baked and then go online and practice firing the meme beam.

by internetboi2015.biz/dank/onlin February 2, 2015

Fire it out the cannon

When you ejaculate an arsenal of sperms a significant distance, at least three feet. Usually followed by a sense of pride.

*Angela is giving Jon boy head*
Angela: Jon boy when you cum dont fire it out the cannon I just washed my hair okay!
Jon boy: ha I fired it out the cannon, im so pleased with myself!
Angela: its all in my hair Jon, you prick.
Jon Boy: haaa,
Angela: your not getting head for two weeks.
Jon boy: ohhhhh no pleaaaaase.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

Die In A Trashcan Fire

A step up from ‘Die in a whole’, but not as bad as ‘go kill yourself’. It’s a happy medium for when you just hate someone’s guts.

Guy 1: Haha, you’re gay.
Guy 2: Go die in a trashcan fire. *glares at intensely*
Guy 2: *weeps*

by Why Not. November 23, 2019