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Nerd

1. A student who loves facts that most people wouldn't give a fuck about. Dresses in glasses, ties, braces, and pocket protectors

2. A piece of the candy of the same name, Nerds.

3. A deogratory term for someone who's engrossed in pop culture.
1. Nerd: Did you know that Bananas have potassium in them, making them slightly radioactive?

Homer Simpson/Jock/Bully: NEEEEEEEERRRRRRD!!!

2. Fat Guy: Want a nerd?

Fat Guy's Hot Girlfriend: Sure thing. You can have a gummy bear in exchange.

3. Target Cashier #1/Betty: Star wars? Huh? I just can't get enough of The Mandalorian on Disney plus!

Target Cashier #2/Henry: Hey Wade! Get a load of Betty! The Star Wars Nerd!

Target Cashier #3/Wade: Yeah! I think she makes fanart of her giving Boba Fett a Plumpkin at a Hot Topic Bathroom!

Target Manager/ Jeff: Wade, Henry, get back to work this instant! And stop making fun of Betty!

Target Cashier #2/ Henry: Okay Boss.

Target Cashier #3/Wade: Won't happen again Jeff.
by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023
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Nerd

If you’re reading this, you’re a nerd.
“Yo, look at that nerd reading a dictionary
“Lmfao, what a nerd”
by Wayne.Kerr July 12, 2023
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Nerd

Yo, that nerds got me throbbing.
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nerd

1. someone who frequents urban dictionary
2. someone who knows how to format definitions

"Nerd" is not a complement, it isn't someone saying you are "smart" or that you "know things". The word nerd is synonymous with 'idiot', 'loser', etc.

If you've been called a nerd, then either you have know idea why, or you have come completely to terms with your situation, and have to accept it, you nerd.
You are such a f---ing nerd. You nerd.
by younerd July 24, 2023
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Turbo Nerd

Somebody who is unusually and over representative obsessed with nerd media and culture to an unhealthy degree, e.g. Birdie
Man, you like DnD AND Minecraft? You're a total Turbo Nerd.
by sussussusuyy July 29, 2023
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Cunt of Nerds

Baker's dozen is 13
Cunt of Nerds is 8
That trivia team is a Cunt of Nerds.

How many tacos you want...a Cunt of Nerds
by Sandtrap Couillard August 2, 2023
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