lady hedge

Pubic hair as an alternative to lady garden

Christ your lady hedge needs a trim its blocking the old jade gate!

by Major Noshheroff October 14, 2019

lady hovel

The female equivalent of a man cave.

Oh she escaped to her lady hovel to get away from us all.

by joetoe239 November 27, 2019

lady desert

A well shaven vulva shorn of all pubic

Jeez, I went down in that chick the other night no pubes there, she’s got a right lady desert!

by Major Noshheroff November 7, 2019

Lady simp

A desperate lady tryna hook up with whoever is giving her attention.

Damn look at Jennifer, she's going for the weird kid. What a lady simp.

by Smol.bbg March 13, 2020

Lady Gaga

Joanne, Mother Monster, Stefani, GodGa, more known as Lady Gaga is a female singer came to Earth in 2009 to save that music industry 'cause bitch, we had to do something. Creator of unicorns, gays, pop music, "YAASSSS!", all the planets, and the german language, she also had some big hits like "Bad Romance" (1 billions views on Youtube) & "Born This Way" (made born all the gays on Earth). She won't sign no monkey papers 'cuz that's Money Honey. She has now an upcoming album called "Chromatica" which seems to go back on her planet #EarthIsCanceled and you better stream that shit.
Long Story Short, she's a god to us (religion check), and we have so much cults for our queen Monster.

Locals: I wish i could on a cult.. But i don't which one.
literally me: Bitch, do you even know Lady Gaga?

by ewaanou March 25, 2020

lady taxes

When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.

"My friend won't make it to poker tonight; he's paying lady taxes."

by Mcpatience April 1, 2020

Lady of the Café

A low-grade female gold digger who exploits dates for meals. Is known to say “chivalry is dead” whenever confronted. Derived from the euphemism “Lady of the Night”, which means prostitute.

Tanya is a Lady of the Café. She’s had seven dates this week, and it’s Thursday.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020