Free Flights

When your significant other allows you to hook up with other people, but only when you're on vacation.

A: Dude, the girls here in LA are so hot!

B: Yeah! Too bad you have a girlfriend though..:
A: It's chill dude, she gives me free flights!

*high five*

by Magistyoung September 2, 2016

do a free downloader

When you make a new soundcloud account that you only upload shit upon.
From the artist "the free downloader" that made success after doing such a thing.

You got so many stupid songs that you've made! You should do a free downloader.

by Gai Normous January 13, 2017

Free-birding

The act of killing a bird with your bare hands, freezing it and then using it as a dildo

I was bored so I started free-birding

by Kux July 9, 2025

free lilbhoul

he was sentenced to 55 years in prison for the murder charge, 30 years in prison for one of the counts of aggravated robbery, and two 13-year prison sentences for the remaining two counts of aggravated robbery.

Free lilbhoul*
fr souljem tryna plea his sexual misconduct charge down*

by bhoul fan April 21, 2021

Free Agent Fuck

First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.

"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."

by Zarathud September 10, 2012

For free!?

When a person posts or responds to social media conversation with a unintentional sexual suggestive photo, in a manner where he/she is completely unaware of the sexual intent, usually of their feet or a body part, facial expression, or pose.

Girl: Hey bestie, look at my new toe nail polish. I got my toes done today.

*send pics of feet*

Guy: FOR FREE!?

by Guillioandbarbara April 19, 2024

i is free at last

Words of hope and relief as patient on Medicaid follows light at the end of tunnel while coming to surface and discovers light was attached to the end of the proctologist's endoscope

Two alligators surgically sharp teeth joking about the last fugitive who said "I is free at last" in the swampy prison bayou as runaway black fugitive swims through the culvert about to become gaterade relief package.

by [e-mail] January 23, 2023