Shower

not a shower like water, but a shower like you show something

"wow his penis is very small" - kennedy

"i'm not a shower, im a grower" - John

by yungpapí December 14, 2019

Shower

A shower is for when you need to use the bathroom, shit and piss in the shower

I took a shower and pissed

by HeyeyeueywuwywjsdhPISSSHITONME December 23, 2019

Post shower energy

A surge of energy when you get out of the shower

I got this post shower energy flowing through me

by The energy guy December 30, 2019

Slip in the shower

A phrase used for creatively saying “die.” You tend to use this word when someone is being a dickhead, and you are pissed off with them.

“You are telling me to die?” “How about slip in the shower!”

by I have die January 25, 2020

shower-stomper

Someone who excretes feces and scat in the showers, then proceeds to stomp it down the drain.

"Did you see Big Mike in the showers?"
"He is a fucking shower-stomper"

by Aoki-kun February 11, 2020

Shower rants

Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.

Did you hear that bitch, she took off on Jenelle last night during her shower rants.

by Mr. incredible 12 February 17, 2020

Terrible shower

When you run out of toilet paper and have to take a show to clean your ass.

After taking a dump I went to reach for the tp and none was close so I had to take a terrible shower.

by rwaboss March 7, 2020