A relatively below-average-height Asian who has recently been diagnosed with a contagious disease; Uniqueness. He is extremely addicted to games, and what other people do with phones, he does with a bigass $49.95 hp laptop.
"Ethan, you're so sped."
by HammyShoe July 19, 2024
by ilovecatssm_0000 September 07, 2023
Ethan is some guy who is a god at fortnite, because of his 368 wins, but unfortunately has been grounded for at least five weeks and wants his Xbox back.
by GunnerGaming101 February 24, 2019
Where do I even start. Ethan is honestly the perfect man, especially if he has some French in his blood. Ethan will always be there for the ones he deeply cares about. He is very straight foreword and will always be honest no matter what. If you are lucky enough to meet an Ethan that has long brown hair with these blue/green majestic eyes, snatch him immediately and I can promise that you’ll have the most amazing life ever. He’s got the body of a Greek god and is THE BEST in bed.
by Alexis Heath August 24, 2021
Ethan's literally make you feel like you are the most amazing person in the universe, but he is absolute garbage. You will never be his first choice if there is someone better for him to pick from. But you would sacrifice your soul to gain his acceptance.
by brownierecipe November 17, 2018