Don’t Eat Ass on a Tuesday

It means when you think you are because of the other things and that’s a result of the consequences from the actions of when you decide you want to do that because of the outside factors of the unknown

You know what they say… don’t eat ass on a Tuesday.

by Pooptoppertuesday August 25, 2021

let er eat

the act of feeding her d*ck. Either by anal, oral, or straight up the vag.

Jeremy: Did you see that chick?

Steve: Yea, I'm gonna let er eat

by Jeremy aka BK August 6, 2008

bull dog eating mayonaise

A rather graphic description of a well used and recently ejaculated in vagina

Rode it pumped it shot it, looked like a bulldog eating mayonaise!

by hamman May 14, 2005

eat shit and bark at the moon

An insult spoken to anyone who's done something bad to you or insists on wasting your time after you've asked them not to.

After Ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn't have much of a personality. I told him to eat shit and bark at the moon and never go near her again.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 27, 2006

It's gonna eat my lunch

Used when faced with a difficult challenge. Came from the common instance when a school yard bully would take lunch money from a smaller kid and use it to by his own lunch.

I have to write a 50 page report on the state of our global environment this weekend. It's gonna eat my lunch!

by Coco Alfonso October 9, 2008

Hobo Semen Eating Dude

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude, I'm strugglin'

by Steamboat Willie Dude March 7, 2007

eat shit and die bitch

Generally the same meaning as "eat shit and die," except that it's usually used by gay men to other gay men.

Look what the cat dragged in.

Eat shit and die bitch.

by bob3_9 May 11, 2011