by dylanbahamboulafan December 6, 2021

Dylan is a basic white guy that would help out his close friends. Whenever it comes to his friends or someone he lives he’ll protect them over anything. Although if you betray them they’ll take it the wrong way and take it in worse. Dylan will always make anything a big deal. He’s very possessive. If he doesn’t get what he wants, he’ll get really frustrated. But he will and can match your energy. Dylan is not dry. If he ever is then he doesn’t like you.
by Mekachiku May 20, 2022

by Dylan’s trim October 23, 2023

A guy who is in love with trains and Minecraft, he is bitchless with no game. has a small dick but is a monster in bed.
by booger flicker 34 November 17, 2022

A gay, dumb, little turd that had a very small cock. He is known as a glonk by all Parker’s. If you don’t know what a glonk is please look it up.
by Glonk the chonk October 10, 2018

Hot and sexy guy that gets all your girls in one bed. He gets the whole house shaking every day and night. His penis is compared to a stretch limo. He can get your girl with one word.
I'm with Dylan.
by SaltThe Wound May 21, 2019

by lolega rweg June 20, 2019
