Dylan Theory

Dylan Theory states that a person has an extremely low spawn rate and zero enemies. When they does appear, they exists in a state where nothing bad targets them and conflict simply refuses to garner towards the person.

They move through life untouched, unstressed, and inexplicably blissful, like an NPC.

“i just ate a cupcake :3”
“Dylan Theory.”

by omega.omnia January 11, 2026

dylan

Someone who romantically and sexually likes boys. Also they tend to be on the larger side.

dylan is fat as fuck

by sillytwink42 January 25, 2025

Dylan Green

this guy has an enormous penis, and is devilishly handsome

dylan green sure has a massive todger

by Dylan_g January 31, 2025

Dylan

dylan martin is in possesion of C P!

Dylan: i have dick
Guy: WHAT!!!

by rteygdfb February 4, 2025

Dylan Glabinski

Your favorite polish boy that attends a school in the city of NY, he loves games and guitar and is easy to be friends with. One who refuses to cut his long blonde hair but it describes him amazingly. He is hard to anger but don't take advantage of that!

Yo Dylan Glabinski gave me $5!

Sweet bro, he bought me a snapple yesterday!

by NATIONAL DISASTER February 6, 2025

Dylan

Sader is a bitch

Yesterday Dylan

by Party Cow February 11, 2025

Dylan Avenue

Dylan is a real chill guy, ladies he has done THE 69 position and has a lil ahh meat. Dylan also doesn’t shower at nights after working out at school, that is what makes him unique. Overall, he knows how to treat a lady right and knows how to make people laugh, he is also big ash

Hey thats Dylan Avenue

by Juju2nice February 13, 2025