Dump wait

When you have to go number two but don't have a facility so you have to hold it.
"I hate it when my old lady gets in the can before me, sits in there for hours while I dump wait."
by afro-d October 28, 2008
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email dump

a) ( verb): when a rival politician accesses your personal email info and " dumps" it on the media in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.
if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if that someone tries to email dump-definition a)- you underwater later, even decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career
by Sexydimma October 12, 2016
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Trump Dump

When you've eaten a spicy Indian curry and need to take a big shit (dump) and the contents of your dump are think and orangey
"That vindaloo is repeating on me - I think I need to take a Trump Dump"!
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Chump Dump

When, the morning after she DIDN'T bang a guy otherwise ends up in her bed,a girl finds it in the kindness of her heart to throw on a sports bra and some flip flops and drive the poor man home.
Girl 1: Wow, why are you up so early on a Saturday?

Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.
by CGoodies June 28, 2015
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dump and burn

Smoking marijuana while defecating. Can also be combined with a wake and bake. Basically, the best dump you will ever take.
There is no better feeling in the world than getting up in the morning to dump and burn.
by drunkenirishman27 September 18, 2016
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purse dump

When a female can not find something in her purse, then procedes to turn it over and dump all the contents out.
I lost my lip gloss in my purse, so i had to do a purse dump
by K-dub07 March 22, 2016
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cake dump

leftover cake that you won't eat but don't want to throw out so you give it to someone else.
Why did they give me 3/4 of a cake? It's a cake dump George.
by victory07 February 4, 2023
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