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JFK burger

JFK burger is a sexual act involving a person shooting a nerf bullet at someone’s head and proceeding to shove a burger in their mouth and rectum (Or Vagina) while also shoving the burger further in the hole of choice while also shooting them with nerf bullets the whole time.
“Bro when I JFK burger’d my wife she divorced me! It was worth it!”
by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023
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Johnny Stubble Burger

A Seasonable burger available for only 2 weeks of the year in the Isle of Man (TT fortnight).
Legend has it that the burger contains actual stubble and is the key ingredient to such a wholesome TT staple diet. Johnny stumbled upon the secret recipe whilst having a shave over the griddle, we know it's stubble but just not the quantity.
Off to Bushy's for some fine music, a pint of Bushy's real ale and a Johnny Stubble Burger.
by Manx Meat Matters June 11, 2018
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Flipped the burger

When you flip a girl over during sex from her back to her stomach with your dick still inside like a spatula
We were in missionary so I flipped the burger so I could bust on her back
by Donzoball January 4, 2022
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Burger

A “burger” would be used in reference for literally anything. You can put burger in any way in any sentence, as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, etc.
Cody: Bro! Did you really have a threesome with my mom and sister last night?

Randy: Burger
by turnerhassex February 29, 2020
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buckle my burger

To have your burger be buckled; "Buckle my burger" refers to the act of buckling one's burger (typically with some form of clasp or strap) in an act of frustration. Buckle my burger is, in the history of its nomenclature, a southern expression, however the internet era has transformed it into a meme, sarcastically parodying the ways in which a southerner, hillbilly, redneck, or fan of chacos speaks.
Dadgum son, why'd you go and throw all them gizzards off that there bridge? I done told you before, I will tell you again, it'll buckle my burger every time you throw them gizzards off that bridge. We're gonna haveta slaughter a whole nother gaggle of geese!
by Milton the Freedman February 13, 2018
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Weak Old Veggie Burgers

Disgusting or disturbing person or object; something that you don't want in your life.
These pancakes taste like weak old veggie burgers.

Friend 1: He's just so mean

Friend 2: What a weak old veggie burger!
by BitchenTitties July 26, 2014
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Frog Burger

When Rodney gets two frogs and lays them belly to belly, then fucks in between them essentially creating a burger with the meat patty being his dick and the bun being the two frogs.
"Rodney had a frog burger last night, some would call him a frog fucker." ... "Ever heard of a frogney burger? It's basically Rodney and a couple of frogs having outercourse."
by ThomasEscareno December 13, 2024
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