T wank rage

Guys that see themselves as macho wank to Internet pics of hot girls. They didn't realize these were trans women. These are guys with Corvettes and stuff. When they find out the object of their lust was originally a man they get angry
That guy with the Corvette used to please himself to a hot model often seen with cool cars. When he found of she was originally a man he experiences T wank rage.
by Laughs Along With Humans August 21, 2023
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Halloween wank

The spooky scary sticky substance that is in preparation for the worst month of your life
Chad 1: yo, how was your Halloween wank bro?

Chad 2: DONT SAY THE 'W' WORD TILL DECEMBER OR SANTA WILL BITE OFF YOUR COCK
by 3SGZ_OLLIE_C_1 October 31, 2020
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Wank Station

It is a place where people go have a wank (pleasuring themselves). So it is like a train station, but instead of trains, people come and go. For example some people could consider their Wank Station to be the shower in the bathroom.
Yo, Vlad, Where have you been?
Srry, I was as the Wank Station.

Really? You must be a real shower wanker!

Hell Yeah!
by wanking May 16, 2017
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Fury wank

When a couple is having an argument and he slams a door in partners face, blames partner, and starts wanking with his pocket pussy and proceeds to tell partner what he is doing.
"Had argunent with my boyfriend last night and instead of resolving the issue he walked off into another room ignoring all further positive communication and proceeded to fury wank."
by Mushiewushie May 10, 2024
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Wank Waste

Sperm that was ejaculated due to masturbation and left to waste.
Ugh, i found wank waste all over my bathroom after Melvin spent the night...
by ColtCommando223 July 12, 2011
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Bombay wank

When a man eats hot Bombay mix and then proceeds to pleasure himself
Wow that was a hot Bombay wank!
by Rave at home April 4, 2015
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Wank

Shystal: Where Is Thy Royal Highness?

Maria: Who, Wank? I Know Where He's Not At... The Bathtub 🤮
by The Real Escobar August 28, 2021
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